luckticket:

vampiresinvienna:

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter?
Doctor: Anaesthetic.

(via fionafeline)

• me: *doesnt sleep, is tired*
• me: *sleeps a bit, is tired*
• me: *sleeps average amount, is tired*
• me: *sleeps a lot, is tired*
• me: *is tired*